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3​-​Hole Punch

by The Johnson Report

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1.
I try to sleep but there's a drip-drip in my head I try to shake it off, get a grip, seeing red I try to concentrate, finger tips feeling dead I think I'll take a walk and think about what you said You said I'm gonna have to take it down a notch You said I'm gonna have to step where I watch You said I'm gonna have to stop the hopscotch I've been hopping non-stop down the road I've been walking on I see a light emanating from the night sky I see a brighter version of myself, wonder why I hear a clock ticking tocks like a lullaby I think I'd better find a better street to occupy Left, right, now I think I'm on the right track Left, right, now I think I should be heading back Left, right, left, right right right Write it down you amnesiac It's fading away Now I have to fight back to the day Well I suppose it's what I chose That's how it goes I've got my toes up to the edge Of the ocean's solemn pledge I know what the water would have But I'm fighting the undertow I hear a voice telling me to get away from here I hear myself remind my body not to interfere I think I maybe should have been a better puppeteer Better keep cutting strings, find a way to persevere I feel my heart as it beats out of my chest I feel my eyes rolling over, 'cause they're not impressed I feel my tongue filling up my mouth, feeling stressed Now I've got to straighten up, I'm dolled up in my Sunday best I'm in a tie (it's the bow kind) I've got a hat (it's the tops) I'm looking sharp but feeling dull I'm fading away Now I have to fight back to the day Well I suppose it's what I chose That's how it goes I've got my toes up to the edge Of the ocean's solemn pledge I know what the water would have But I'm fighting the undertow I think I see a light at the corner of my vision It's hard to be sure, but I've got to come to a decision Am I getting closer? Or is it getting closer? I know we're getting closer... I've got my toes up to the edge Of the ocean's solemn pledge I know what the water would have But I'm fighting the undertow I've got my toes up to the edge Of the ocean's solemn pledge I know what the water would have But I'm fighting the undertow
2.
I walked all the way downtown to see my friends But I didn't spot any Money's never been a problem Except on the days I haven't got any I'd take a little comedy Over the drama that you seem to be giving me I'd live with a little cavity If it would mean that I could stop flossing in between my teeth I turned all my ways upside down Looked at my faults That is, if I've got any But that presented its own problems They're swimming around but I haven't caught any I'd take a little tragedy Over the drama that you seem to be giving me I drink just a little heavily But only because I think I'm washing spaces in between my teeth I think there are twenty or so (I don't count the molars I don't seem them when you smile) I've been acting (confusing, I know) But I'm just bi-polar I've been so for a while Don't tell my mom She'd only worry Please, mom, don't worry And don't tell dad It's not that bad I'm getting better I'd take a little charity Over the drama that you seem to love giving me I need just a little self-esteem
3.
Right Thing 04:54
Things are getting hard And all I'm good for is complaining I'm looking for the Son But the Devil keeps reigning I told my mother I would do my best I know these tears are good for nothing But I will shed them nonetheless Set me on fire I want to do the right thing But if I'm going to join the choir First I gotta learn to sing Fill me with light And I will scream it out If I'm going to live for something I'll have to learn to live for something that I can't live without Nights are getting long And I need something else to cheer for Still looking for the Son So he can tell me what I'm here for I told a baby he should not grow old So now I look for someplace warmer 'Cause this coffin is getting cold Set me on fire I want to do the right thing But if I'm going to join the choir First I gotta learn to sing Fill me with light And I will scream it out If I'm going to live for something I'll have to learn to live for something that I can't live without
4.
I've been up to my old tricks I'm in the city dodging punches and kicks I walk around, I'm like a loaded gun It's Friday night, and we all want to have a good time So now I'm wearing my coolest jacket My friends and I, we make a hell of a racket I'm picking pennies up, I pick 'em up and put 'em down I'm kicking coffee cups, I kick 'em down the boulevard I married my wife 'cause she's sexy I read a lot of books between the ages of nine and ten I'm the arsonistic apathetic motherfucker on a cop car And I've got a new friend Mix me up a molotov Hot diggity damn Uh oh
5.
These walls are taller than I thought Each elaborate tapestry depicts one of the battles I have fought A perfect view I'd have from on my throne But I'm not a king, I'm just a kid And these blank walls can tell the tale of everything I ever did At least that how I think when I'm alone Somebody get me a medic One with medicine for the pathetic One who'll take my head off like the useless limb it is when I'm alone It's time to build another wall Looking at the last one I'd say it's even weaker than it's tall I'd generously give it one more day This next wall's got to be the thickest yet Its predecessor's crumbling down And this next wall's like to be the last I get I already anticipate decay Somebody get me a doctor One with miracles in his concoct-er One who'll feed me poison like I should have done myself But was too scared And so I left it safely poisoning the shelf Later on I'll know I'm wrong But this is how I think when I'm alone A singular thrill In the form of a pill The words I say will prove I'm a liar When the funeral forgets to transpire Closed On Account Of Rain

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released March 30, 2018

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