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1.
Easy To Fall 04:47
Sometimes I'm awake Sometimes I sleep Sometimes I'm shallow And other times deep Sometimes I'm ashamed Sometimes I'm proud Sometimes I'm quiet And other times loud But I'm never ever short And I'm never ever tall I'm never ever able to climb But I always find it easy to fall Sometimes I'm hot Sometimes I'm cold Sometimes I buy silver 'Cause I can't afford gold Sometimes I'm the flower And sometimes the seed Sometimes I follow And other times lead But I never ever rush And I never ever stall I'm never ever able to climb But I always find it easy to fall Yeah, it's easy Easy to let it slide Yeah, it's easy Easy to run and hide Live your life in your back yard 'Cause sometimes it's easier to say "life's too hard"
2.
Disconnected patience I'm not the doctor you might have expected I've no explanations I can't treat, heal, or cure the infected Every time I cure the ailing I forget my name My Hippocratic oath I had my fingers crossed No sound from stethoscope The silent heart foretells another patient lost No one ever noticed That all of my papers are bad replications I don't know much but I know this: I know nothing about medications I think there is Something you should Know before you sign When I took my Hippocratic oath I had my fingers crossed No sound from stethoscope The silent heart foretells another patient lost
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Mediocre Man 04:45
Oxygen I need oxygen to breathe It's hard to believe this but it seems I'm just like you Sympathy I need sympathy to smile It's so juvenile-ish but it seems it must be true I have always thought that I'd be great big news My face on a shirt and my own line of running shoes But lately that dream has been put to bed On account of being nothing special At least that's what somebody said... I'm a mediocre man Just trying to do what the great people can do I'm a mediocre man Just trying to do what the great people can do I have always thought I'd be a great big deal You could sell my eyelash on ebay if you prove that it's real And maybe one day I could prove you wrong You could flip on your radio and listen to my new song I'm a mediocre man Just trying to do what the great people can do I'm a mediocre man Just trying to do what the great people can do I was about to say do
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Oh So Strong 03:17
I, like so many before me, have got elaborate plans that I've yet to hatch But I'm met with loss after defeat after failure... ...looks like I'll have to start from scratch 'Cause that's the only way I will ever be happy again Will I ever be happy again? Looks like we'd better all have feet 'Cause that's the only way we will ever step forward again We could be acting like ladies and gentlemen If you do what you know you've got to do You could be a better man Or woman if you're of the fairer sex Pretty hair and slender necks Interestingly complex But if we had a fight I'd win At least that's what I'm told I'm supposed to be oh so strong I'm supposedly oh so strong And yesterday I had to start from scratch At least that's what I told myself last night in bed Then resurrected a baby inside my head If you do what you know you've got to do You could be a better man Or woman if you're of the fairer sex Interestingly complex Pretty hair Slender necks I've been waiting for someone to say what he or she thinks I should be What should I be? I've been waiting for someone to tell me right from wrong Make me oh so strong Oh So Strong
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I knew it from the moment I saw you You're so very similar to me And if you are like, then maybe you'll like me, I hope that you like me You are exactly what I tell everyone I want I have been looking for you all of my life And if you give me a shot I'm sure you'll like me a lot And you'll see that you've been looking for me too Changes have been made I've got a lot of things I want to say A lot of little things I want to do before the changes take effect I want to play it back I want to see it from an alternate perspective lest the change become me Change becomes me Come sit next to me Am I making your day worse By singing songs in your ear? Completely unrehearsed And If you like what you hear I'll sing until I drop But If I'm making you sad I'll immediately stop

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